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Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
What do you call a fake noodle?
I tried to write a joke on paper about recycling,
What do you call a bee’s hairstyle?
Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
I was going to tell a joke about butter, but I didn’t want to spread it around.
How does a penguin build its house?
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil…