Browse Jokes
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All jokes
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Food Popcorn Party
Why did the popcorn go to the party?
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Riddle Travel World Corner
What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?
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Kids Bookworm
What’s a bookworm’s favorite sport?
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Kids Homework Eaten
Why didn’t the kid hand in the homework?
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Work Copy Machine
Why did the employee stare at the copy machine?
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Work Ladder Success
I’m climbing the corporate ladder. Mostly because the elevator is broken.
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Food Chef Salary
Why did the chef get promoted?
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Food Cupcake Studied
Why did the cupcake go to school?
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Food Bacon Laugh
Why did the bacon laugh?
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Riddle Elephant Fridge
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
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Riddle Building Stories
What kind of building has the most stories?
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Riddle Orange Sound
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Knock Knock Tank
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who?
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Knock Knock Ice Cream
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who?
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Work Stapler Joke
I told my coworkers I had a stapler joke, but it didn’t hold together.
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Work Scarecrow Promotion
Why was the scarecrow promoted?
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Food Mushroom Party
Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?
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Food Tomato Blush
Why did the tomato turn red?
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Food Egg Roll
Why did the egg hide?
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Riddle Neck No Head
What has a neck but no head?
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Riddle Hands Face
What has hands but can’t clap?
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Riddle Wetter It Dries
What gets wetter the more it dries?
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Riddle Months 28 Days
What month has 28 days?
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Knock Knock Lettuce
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
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Knock Knock Owl Says
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl says. Owl says who?
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Knock Knock Cows Go
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
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Weekend Puns
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
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Elevators Avoid
I’m taking steps to avoid elevators.
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Cookie Doctor
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
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Belt Arrested
Why did the belt get arrested?
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Bicycle Stand
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Moon Restaurant
Why don’t they serve good food on the moon?
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Clock Hungry
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
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Paper Joke
I tried to write a joke on paper about recycling,
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Banana Doctor
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Keyboard Snack
What do you call a fake noodle?
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Atoms Everything
Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
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Bee Hair
What do you call a bee’s hairstyle?
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Cow No Feet
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Fish Saltwater
Why do fish live in salt water?
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Penguin House
How does a penguin build its house?
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Orange Parrot
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Butter Spread
I was going to tell a joke about butter, but I didn’t want to spread it around.
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Factory Fired Calendar
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory?
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Anti-Gravity Book
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
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Math Book Problems
Why was the math book sad?
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Egg Jokes
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Scarecrow Award
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Skeletons Fight
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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Broken Pencil
I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil…