Random joke

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Work Meeting Email

That meeting could have been an email.

quick-read, sarcastic
Work Ladder Success

I’m climbing the corporate ladder. Mostly because the elevator is broken.

quick-read, sarcastic
Work Stapler Joke

I told my coworkers I had a stapler joke, but it didn’t hold together.

clean, punny, quick-read
Work Break Room

The break room is where productivity goes to get coffee.

clean, quick-read, sarcastic
Elevators Avoid

I’m taking steps to avoid elevators.

clean, quick-read, short
Wifi Marriage

Our Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

quick-read, sarcastic
Dieting Joke

I’m not gaining weight. I’m just getting easier to see.

quick-read, sarcastic, short
Paper Joke

I tried to write a joke on paper about recycling,

clean, punny, quick-read
Atoms Everything

Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

classic, clean, quick-read
Butter Spread

I was going to tell a joke about butter, but I didn’t want to spread it around.

clean, punny, quick-read
Construction Joke

I have a joke about construction,

clean, quick-read, short
Explain Why I’m Right

I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.

quick-read, sarcastic, short