Random joke

Sayings

Work Meeting Email

That meeting could have been an email.

quick-read, sarcastic
Work Break Room

The break room is where productivity goes to get coffee.

clean, quick-read, sarcastic
Giraffe Slow Motion

A giraffe running in slow motion is still more graceful than most meetings.

absurd, clean, sarcastic
Invisible Man

I’m reading a book about an invisible man. It’s impossible to see where it’s going.

absurd, clean, short
Dieting Joke

I’m not gaining weight. I’m just getting easier to see.

quick-read, sarcastic, short
Wifi Marriage

Our Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

quick-read, sarcastic
Construction Joke

I have a joke about construction,

clean, quick-read, short
Seafood Diet

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

classic, clean, quick-read, short
Explain Why I’m Right

I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.

quick-read, sarcastic, short