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What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?
What has a neck but no head?
I’m taking steps to avoid elevators.
I’m reading a book about an invisible man. It’s impossible to see where it’s going.
I’m not gaining weight. I’m just getting easier to see.
What do you call a bee’s hairstyle?
I have a joke about construction,
I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil…